A Nigerian sister got the shock of her life when she discovered her brother had sent a potential girlfriend a formal "relationship contract" with nine strict clauses before dating - including never acknowledging him in public.
TikTok user @mide_ofthegoodlife shared screenshots of the hilarious yet concerning list which included demands like:
• Absolute obedience
• Total secrecy about their relationship
• No playing with children
• Mandatory regular communication
• All requests must go through him
The absurd document concluded with: "Can we start dating? Please drop your date of birth, please reply" - sending social media into hysterics.
Reactions poured in:
Happiness_UI/UX: "The girl probably ran out of data reading this nonsense 😂"
BossLady: "So YOUR brother made my sister cry with this contract? We're coming for explanations! 😤"
Digital-Promiseese: "The 'anything you want meet me' part lowkey sweet though 🥺"
WATCH THE VIRAL VIDEO:
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Relationship experts warn such controlling behavior often signals deeper issues, while netizens continue debating whether the brother is "romantically clueless" or "accidentally invented dating terms & conditions."